The Dirty Kernel Story
About Us
Welcome to The Dirty Kernel, where modern farming meets sarcasm, and our fields and minds are just a little “dirtier.” We’re Kate and Todd, grain farmers from South Central Wisconsin, and the creators of The Dirty Kernel—a brand that gets what life is like on the farm: putting in long hours with hundreds of acres ahead and just enough AutoSteer to let the “dirty” work take care of itself.
It all started during spring planting in 2024. Like most grain farmers, Todd had the tractor dialed into AutoSteer and was “supervising” the rows while I rode along for some company. Somewhere between the rows, Todd cracked a joke: “Planting Corn Watching Porn #AutoSteer.” As a salute to the modern technologies in Agriculture, we couldn’t help but to laugh at the possibilities that more folks like us could relate.
Fast-forward to a Chris Stapleton and George Strait concert in Ames, Iowa. Todd wore the shirt I made him with our new household joke, we couldn’t believe the reactions of fellow concert-goers. We had total strangers stopping us to ask “Where can I get one?” “That’s hilarious!” and “My husband needs this!” That’s when we realized we had something special—a way to combine the humor of farm life with hilarious characters and slogans.
Seeded Apparel For Farmers & Folks in Ag
The Dirty Kernel is for the farmers who love the grind but appreciate the modern perks that make the job a little easier. Whether you’re running the combine, playing “cart bitch”, or just kicking back after a long day, we’re here for the laughs that keep the modern day farming spirit alive.
Why We’re Different
At The Dirty Kernel, we don’t just slap a tractor on a T-shirt and call it good. Our designs come straight from the fields and the sarcastic minds of people who actually live this life every day. We know what it’s like to spend hours in the tractor/combine, waiting for the grain bin to fill, or racing to beat the weather. That’s where our humor comes from—the little moments that make farming so relatable and ridiculous all at once.
We bring humor and reality together in a way no other brand does. This isn’t just merch; it’s a badge of honor for the hard-working producers out there. We’re proud to create products that celebrate the people who keep the country running, one bushel at a time. Our goal is simple: make you laugh, start conversations, and remind everyone that farming is a life worth celebrating.
So, whether you’re hauling grain, sitting in line at the elevator, or grabbing a beer after the day’s work is done, we’ve got your back with gear that keeps you laughing through it all. Thanks for supporting a farmer-owned brand that’s rooted in the Midwest, steeped in sarcasm, and always ready to Command the Land.