I’ll Feed All You F*ckers | Cooking Apron – The Dirty Kernel

This apron is your badge of honor. You’ve earned it, chef. A little crude, a lot accurate — perfect for anyone running the kitchen and keeping the crew alive.

• One-size-fits-most with adjustable strap

• Durable, easy-clean fabric

• Front pockets for your spatula or sass

• “I’ll Feed All You F*ckers” printed loud and proud

A gift-worthy, grin-worthy kitchen essential for farm moms, grill dads, and tired cooks everywhere.