Planting Corn Watching Porn #AutoSteer | Hoodie – The Dirty Kernel

The shirt that started it all — a Dirty Kernel OG. “Planting Corn Watching Porn #AutoSteer” isn’t just a shirt, it’s a whole mood. Guaranteed to turn heads and maybe raise a few eyebrows.

• Unisex fit – built for fieldwork and post-planting beers

• Cotton or cotton-blend depending on style

• Crisp, durable print (even if your AutoSteer’s a little off)

• Sizes M–3XL

Buy one for yourself. Buy one for your mom. Buy one for the lender who approved your line of credit. It’s time to Command The Land.