The Dirty Kernel Dozen | Don’t Spill Your Seed Condoms – 13-Pack

It’s safety first with a side of sarcasm. The Dirty Kernel Dozen comes loaded with 13 “Don’t Spill Your Seed” condoms — because sometimes the only thing you should be planting is corn.

• 13-count condom pack

• Each wrapper stamped with “Don’t Spill Your Seed”

• Ribbed for her row crop

• Not responsible for broken seals or broken hearts

This pack gives new meaning to the word *Magnum* — and we’re not talking about the 340 hooked to your grain cart. When in doubt, pull it out.