Dirty Kernel Digital Gift Card | Give the Gift of Sass & Seed – The Dirty Kernel

Can’t decide between “Planting Corn Watching Porn” or “Cart Bitch”? No worries — let *them* choose the dirty. The Dirty Kernel Digital Gift Card is the perfect last-minute gift for farmers, farmwives, farmhands, or anyone who loves Ag humor with a side of sarcasm.

• Available in multiple amounts

• Delivered instantly by email — no shipping, no stress

• No expiration date, ever

• Redeemable online at TheDirtyKernel.com

Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or just because your buddy *really* needs a laugh, a Dirty Kernel Gift Card says: “I care about you… and your sense of humor.”